A:Which do you find more important,money or friends?
B:Friends,of course.
A:Why?
B:I can always borrow money from friends.
钱和朋友
甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要?
乙：当然是朋友.
甲：为什么?
乙：我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱.
ONLY A FEW WORDS
At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English."Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks."Only a few words," replies the mugger.
"What words do you know?"
"Your purse or your life!"
几个英语词
法庭上法官正审问一个抢劫犯,由于该犯是一个不会说英语的外国人,审问很困难."你一点英语都不会说吗?"法官问."我只会说几个词."抢劫犯回答.
"你会说哪几个词?"
"你是要钱还是要命!"
DON'T BE SELFISH
A mother is admonishing her son.
----Now,John,don't be selfish.Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.
----But Mother,I do.I ride it down the hill,and he rides it up the hill.
别太自私
一位母亲在劝告她的儿子.
"听着,约翰,别太自私,让你的弟弟和你共用一辆自行车."
"妈妈,我是让他.我先骑下坡,他再骑上坡