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  • Hello!Everybody,I'm on duty today.I want to tell you a joke.

    A Girl Just Like Mother

    No matter which girl he brought home,the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice

    “Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her.

    So the young man searched and searched,and finally found the girl.He told his friend:

    “Just like you said,I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed,and even cooked like mother.And just as you said,mother liked her”

    “So,”asked the friend,“what happened?”

    “Nothing,”said the young man.“My father hates her!”