Lesson47 A thirsty ghost 嗜酒的鬼魂
A public house which was recently bought by Mr Ian Thompson is up for sale. Mr Thompson is going to sell it because it is haunted. He told me that he could not go to sleep one night because he heard a strange noise coming from the bar. The next morning, he found that the doors had been blocked by chairs and the furniture had been moved. Though Mr Thompson had turned the lights off before he went to bed, they were on in the morning.He also said that he had found five empty whisky bottles which the ghost must have drunk the night before. When I suggested that some villagers must have come in for a free drink, Mr Thompson shook his head.The villagers have told him that they will not accept the inn even if he gives it away.
伊恩`汤普森先生最近才买下的一个小酒店现在又要卖出去.汤普森先生之所以想卖掉它,是因为那里常闹鬼.他告诉我有天夜里他怎么也睡不着,因为他听到酒吧里传来一阵奇怪的响声.第二天早上,他发现酒吧间的门被椅子堵上了,家具也没被挪动过.虽然汤普森睡觉前把灯关了,但早晨灯却都亮着.他还说他发现了5只空的威士忌瓶子,这肯定是鬼魂昨天晚上喝的.当我暗示说一定是村里有些人来喝不花钱的酒时,汤普森先生摇了摇头.村里的人已经告诉他,即使他把小酒店白送人,他们也不要.
一美女下夜班,被一色男子尾随跟踪,美女很害怕,正路过一片坟地, 色男子正要下手, 美女走到一座坟墓前说:“爸爸,开门吧,我回来了”.吓的色男子狂奔而去.美女为自己的聪明得意地笑了起来,哪知笑声未落,从坟墓里传出一个阴森森的声音说：“闺女,你咋又忘记带钥匙了呢?”吓得美女尖叫著跑了. 这时,一个盗墓者从坟墓里爬了出来,说：“影响我工作,吓死你”.突然发现墓碑前有一老者,手拿凿子在刻墓碑,就奇地问：“你在干吗”?老者生气地说：“这些不肖子孙把我的墓碑都刻错了,只自己来改啦”.盗墓者一听,吓得撒腿就跑了.看著盗墓者的背影,老者冷笑道：“跟老子抢生意,吓死你”.一不小心,凿子掉地上了,老者正要弯腰去拾,却看见从草丛中伸出一只手,同时还有个冷冰冰声音：“啊,敢乱改我家的门牌号”.吓得老者连滚带爬地跑了.一个拾荒者从草丛中爬出来,捡起地上的凿子,感叹道：“这年头,捡块烂铁还得费这么大神. A beautiful womancomes off night duty, is tagged along after the track by a color man, thebeautiful woman is afraid very much, a right way stretch of grave, the colorman has been just about to starts, before the beautiful woman arrived at agrave, saying:“daddy, opens the door, I came back”. Frightens the color man dashes about wildly goes. The beautifulwoman for her happily has smiled intelligently, who would have thought thelaughter has not fallen, spread a gloomy sound from the grave saying:“has the unmarried girl, you forgotten how the belt key?”Frightens the beautiful woman to scream ran. By now, a tomb raidercrawled from the grave, said: “affects me to work,scares to death you”. Before the sudden discoverytombstone, has an old man, the hand takes the chisel to engrave the tombstone,wonderfully asked: “you in why”?The old man was angry said: “these unfilial descendantsengraved mine tombstone mistakenly, only changed”. Atomb raider tin, frightened runs away. Looks that the tomb raider back, the oldman sneers said: “snatches business with the father,scares to death you”. Incautiously, the chisel fellground, the old man was just about to bends the waist ascends, actually sawfrom the thick patch of grass to stretch out a hand, meanwhile had an icysound: “, dares to change my family's house numberplate randomly”. Frightened the old man to tumble runs.A junkman crawls from the thick patch of grass, picks up the ground chisel,sighs: “this year, picks the block rotten iron also tospend the such big god.”